Question 1

What makes a good funny minimalist t-shirt?

Accepted Answer

One that does not try too hard. The best deadpan humor shirts say one quiet thing and let it land. No cartoon characters, no exclamation points, no explanation. Just a phrase like "It's Fine." on a clean tee. The joke is the understatement.

Question 2

Are these good gifts for introverts, coworkers, or dads?

Accepted Answer

Yes, surprisingly. Dry humor apparel tends to land well with people who appreciate subtlety — introverts who would never wear something loud, coworkers who have been in one too many meetings, dads who have accepted their situation. "Could Be Worse." is a reliable universal gift.

Question 3

How do sizing and fit work?

Accepted Answer

All products are unisex and sized to run true to standard US sizing. Size charts are available on the product pages in our storefront. When in doubt, size up — the blanks are comfortable at any size.

Question 4

How long does shipping take?

Accepted Answer

Each item is made to order, which takes 2–5 business days to produce. Standard US shipping adds another 3–7 business days. US shipping costs $4.75 on all orders. International shipping is available at checkout.

Question 5

What is your return policy?

Accepted Answer

If something arrives wrong or damaged, we make it right — replacement or refund, no hassle. Because items are printed to order, we cannot accept returns for size changes or buyer's remorse, but we are reasonable about it. Reach us at support@lowkeydeluxe.com.

Question 6

Are these shirts soft? What are they made of?

Accepted Answer

Yes. We use quality print-on-demand blanks — typically a cotton or cotton-poly blend depending on the style. The result is a shirt that is soft enough to wear without thinking about it, which is the point.

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